Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
Get the two battingmug. Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
Get the two-facedmug. by adiot October 29, 2020
Get the two coïnsmug. A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."
by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012
Get the Two Thursdaysmug. When you suddenly have to take a mega-shit. You feel perfectly fine, when out of nowhere you must find a toilet within the next 30 seconds, or poop in your pants.
Alright fellas, where to next? I feel like we should....... OH SHIT!! Dude! I’m ‘bout to have a rogue two! Where is a toilet right fucking now!!?!?
by midnight mutants March 28, 2012
Get the Rogue Twomug. a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
Get the two loggermug. by clonenamedjohnny March 20, 2021
Get the airforce twomug.