by romeck December 1, 2019

Becky's such a tw... Twit
by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona
Shrek: I'm shrek you twit
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona
Shrek: I'm shrek you twit
by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019

by anonymous March 7, 2022

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.
Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
