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Twilight is an ultra-popular saga consisting of 4 books by Stephanie Meyer. Mainly appreciated by girls from age 8-16, the series has made billions of dollars in films and other merchandise. However, no matter how "great" the fans make it seem, the writing is actually quite poor and the plot is boring and unoriginal. The actual definition of "saga" (a word commonly used to describe the series) is "a long story of heroic achievement", which is definitely NOT what Twilight is. The protagonist is a plain girl named Bella with no personality or talent (besides being incredibly boring and uninteresting). She ends up falling in love with a vampire, Edward (who is also quite boring and one-dimensional). Many of the fans of Twilight adore this character, saying he's 'hot'.
These books set bad examples for society. For instance, Bella is willing to DIE than not be with Edward. This is emphasizing the idea that having a boyfriend is the most important thing in life, and that women should be protected like material.
The series is often compared to another ultra-popular series, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. In contrast to Twilight, these books are great. Go read them.
An edited exerpt from Twilight
Edward: OHMYGOD, Bella, go jump off a cliff, I hate you.
Bella: Okay, my darling Eddy! I love you sooooooo much I would die for you!
-bella jumps off cliff-
Edward: OMG, Bella, how can you be so stupid!?!?!
Bella: -sobbing- I'M SORRY EDWARD! I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH NEVER LEAVE ME!!!!
Edward: I love you too. Now go away I hate you.
by huergbjk December 24, 2010
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The story of an emotionally disturbed girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality, with pedophilic undertones.
Edward: Ancient Vampire.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.

Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.

Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.
by kyrieleison September 25, 2010
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Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.
twilight crap book
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The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.
Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.
by K-99800 October 16, 2009
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The period between day and night.
Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.
by reailist September 2, 2010
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The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.
The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.
by Kahran042 October 10, 2010
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A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.

This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.

If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

Stephen King
by taliaxtalie December 28, 2011
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