Two Thursdays

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."

I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters

by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012

two coïns

THE BEST DUO EVER

"have u heard two coïns new song?"
"nah not yet but I bet its a banger like fix me"

by adiot October 29, 2020

duece two's

Slang for twenty-two inch rims. Duece defining twenty inch rim, and two's defining the actual variety of twenty inch rim.

"I ride through the lot with my duece two's gleaming."

by Eugene January 31, 2005

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

Rogue Two

When you suddenly have to take a mega-shit. You feel perfectly fine, when out of nowhere you must find a toilet within the next 30 seconds, or poop in your pants.

Alright fellas, where to next? I feel like we should....... OH SHIT!! Dude! I’m ‘bout to have a rogue two! Where is a toilet right fucking now!!?!?

by midnight mutants March 28, 2012

two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

airforce two

trying to shit with your legs spread like airplane wings

i gotta take an airforce two when we get to airforce one know what i mean bitch

by clonenamedjohnny March 20, 2021