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Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.
I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.
by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017
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Frunching

When individuals coordinate the preparation and delivery of one another's lunch. Can be as simple or as complex as participants agree to. Intended to inspire accountability, responsibility, community. Benefits may include experiencing gratitude, respect, trust, grace and the fostering or social interaction. Additional factors may impact health, budget and personal satisfaction as both a "provider" and a "recipient"
My frunching buddy is the best, we enjoy having our lunch made for one another then enjoying them together.

My kids have been frunching with friends and learning about responsibility, accountability and communication.

My wife and I find frunching a simple way to be part of each other's day knowing that lunch was made by someone who loves me
by Shmutz June 6, 2018
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touching tubes

In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.

That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.

If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.

Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.

Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
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Crunching Tacos

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.
by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021
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Trunking

When someone with an intact foreskin pulls that foreskin over the tip of another penis connecting the 2 as one.
Pat and Chris tried trunking last night. They attempted to come at the same time. At least they came together even if they didn't come together.
by MidCenturyMr August 1, 2021
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Tranchini

That Tranchini family is huge!

Taylor Swift
by Swiftaslightning March 11, 2023
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curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"
by bwcodes January 13, 2009
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