Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Bommy trousers

When the trousers are so embarrassing that it makes you feel uncomfortable and cringe, some examples may include jeans with buttons on the back pockets, dungarees - the old fashioned type (also known as overalls), cords (corduroy trousers), trousers with plastic buttons instead of metal buttons.

“Look at Credence’s trousers it’s making me feel uncomfortable and cringe I can’t believe he’s wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets” exclaimed Wilbur

“ I know right they are totally bommy trousers !!” Agreed Chika

by John you June 6, 2023