trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

Bommy trousers

When the trousers are so embarrassing that it makes you feel uncomfortable and cringe, some examples may include jeans with buttons on the back pockets, dungarees - the old fashioned type (also known as overalls), cords (corduroy trousers), trousers with plastic buttons instead of metal buttons.

“Look at Credence’s trousers it’s making me feel uncomfortable and cringe I can’t believe he’s wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets” exclaimed Wilbur

“ I know right they are totally bommy trousers !!” Agreed Chika

by John you June 6, 2023

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023