Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
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"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010
Get the trojan her pleasure lubricated condom mug.Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.
"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
by trojanfan October 14, 2011
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Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
Get the YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN mug.Sam: Did you see #84? he's such a sexy Trojan in that bright orange jersey!
Chelsea: I know! I haven't missed any of his goals!!
Chelsea: I know! I haven't missed any of his goals!!
by rickyricardoo7 October 21, 2010
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Get the Trojan mug./ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.
1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
noun.
1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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