Team titan

The act of 5 guys synchronize swimming in an anus

Mathis performed a team titan last nite. His poor butt looked like a pot of mashed potatoes afterwards.

by Sirsmoke251 June 19, 2019

Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014

All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)




(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

by Jack Arute October 19, 2008

The Green Team

Ninja assassins that fuck shit up

Want to make love to mother earth? Call the Green Team

by Take the Ruckus to it March 4, 2010

Taco Tag Team

When a man sits back and two women scissor with his penis in the middle.

Man to wife: Hey, i think your friend is hot, you guys trying to give me a taco tag team?
Wife: Yes

by Sex master 29 January 15, 2019

Team Luxury

A group of girls brought together by an anon on a website called Tumblr. Luxury is named after a fanfiction called Bleeding is a Luxury written by a fellow tumblr blogger named Kaitlyn who is also the "mama bear" of the luxury girls. Bleeding is a Luxury is based off of Callie and Arizona AKA Calzona from ABC's hit tv show, Grey's Anatomy. Theses girls all fangirl over things they love, have the most weirdest conversations and are all funny bitches. They're basically indescribable, and they don't take applications for admission. They are one big family.

Kaitlyn, Lanni, Nemo, Lea, Nikki, Alexa, Bekah, Fabiola, and Maddy are all of what makes up Team Luxury.

by fellowblogger November 26, 2011

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006