Cleanup towel

A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.

Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"

by Mighty Thor 3 September 05, 2017

towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 March 10, 2014

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

towel pic

Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined

That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.

by TowelPic January 18, 2018

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

rally towel

A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.

We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.

by NooberCrooser October 13, 2014

Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

by Paintgirl January 04, 2011