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Toronto Pearson

Toronto Pearson is an international airport serving Toronto Ontario and any other airport unlucky enough to get airline service
by AlrightWhy February 20, 2022
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Toronto

Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".

The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.

The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.

Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?

Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
by HateUsCozTheyANUS July 4, 2022
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Toronto special

A term for a pretentious Canadian sociallite, especially from Toronto, who looks down on more humble working-class cities.
by UnwashedMass December 16, 2022
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Pronto Toronto

The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you

or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
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West Toronto Prep

A school based in Canada that played IMG Academy and got destroyed 96-0 in 2 quarters (a la 2021 Bishop Sycamore, but worse). This happened because WTP is not a physical school, if it is at all, and because IMG likes paying fake schools for their homecoming games instead of checking their past seasons on MaxPreps.
I saw UrinatingTree talk about West Toronto Prep, and wonder if they will ever play Bishop Sycamore someday.
by KingstonHOF November 5, 2022
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Toronto Dump and Chase

The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.
I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.
by Anonymous Jon July 22, 2007
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Toronto raptors

A team in desperate need of a new change and direction next season.

Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."
by T-town March 12, 2005
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