Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism

Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .

by Spumco February 10, 2008

Throw a wink

To wink at someone in a flirty way. It might be for pity or to make them feel better. However, it may be more.....

That guy wants nothing to do with me. He won't even throw a wink at me.

by Wolfishcrib December 13, 2018

Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.

Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.

by doctajj August 2, 2012

shove a wink

Putting a good word in for someone. Whether it be for a job reference or for a date.

When you head to work shove a wink at your boss so manager so they can hire me.

Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.

Hook-up favor

by Papabear239 October 12, 2014

Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole

Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.

by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011