sponge bob

A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...

Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on

by Jasmine August 05, 2004

sponge bob

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)

by Remy's Bitch January 29, 2005

Sponge bitch

The person responsible for wiping clean the blackboard in class before a lesson begins; a duty usually acquired on a rotating basis. Involves handling a dirty sponge in a plastic bucket of water (and chalk)and cleaning.

Who is the sponge bitch this week?
Sponge bitch!

by nemos08 March 08, 2008

Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 07, 2014

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 22, 2004

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini March 09, 2016