Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.

"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."

by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

Shat Pipe

A happy place to go to when you need to take a Shart

Go to your shat pipe now

by Diarrhea doctor. November 23, 2019

ass shat

to be so drunk or hungover that your entire body feels as though it were going through the digestive process.

I got ass shat at the Cellar last night

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

oh shat

Oh Shat is a phrase used to describe the feeling one gets when they forget how to speak, and mean to say Oh Shit! instead.

*drops wood on foot* Oh shrshathshatahsd.... Shat. Oh shat.

by MooMooMarie November 18, 2013

fuking shat

to fuk shat, the fuking of shat

FUKING SHAT!! get the FUK away from me!!

by ShadowXhawk September 5, 2003

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010