starry teeth

Disgusting, fucked up teeth that are yellow and far apart like stars.

Ben: You see that lady at the checkout line, she had starry teeth, I could barely look at her.
Bella: What do you mean?
Ben: Her teeth were yellow and way far apart...

by Benjyrocket February 18, 2017

cum teeth

When he spurts in your mouth and you get a rough film on the back of your teeth.

"Do you want me to get you a toothbrush so you can clean your cum teeth"?

by rainbowdingdong April 14, 2016

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 20, 2010

Turnt Teeth

Slang for getting hit so hard it turned their teeth.

"Brother, you come at me like that again and you're gonna get turnt teeth."

by RoboticNixon April 24, 2019

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 08, 2014

Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 04, 2015