Beef harmonica

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)

Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

by The Count Of Monte Rizla August 30, 2013

beef strokemeoff

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

by Pedro2010 July 22, 2007

Beef Bitch

Beef Boss' girlfriend, Abby. The hottest chick Nintendo ever made, other than Matt. 🥵🥵🥵

Me: "Last night I was watching a Poofesure video and that Beef Bitch made me Beef Queef."
Friend: "Yeah, I busted a fat nut for Beef Bitch last night!"

by Beef Boss's Wingman November 5, 2019

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

tz beef

tz beef is the Chinese dish where after a long day the cook dips his cock in your beef stir fry dish. originated in stevens point.

Son: hey dad, what do you want for Chinese?
Dad: whats that beef dish i always get?
Son: oh, you mean the tz beef?
Dad: Yeah thats it, that sounds good. Love you son.

by lil tz March 11, 2008

Congealed Beef

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

by FLANYC November 13, 2011

beef it

When you play with your dick while looking at a jack mag.

Man I just beefed it for 4 hours straight.

by Netch July 16, 2004