Tire Rotation

Whilst giving head the female grabs a nut in each hand and massages them while continuing to give fellatio. A move usually only done by the most professional of fellatio givers.

You hear Mike got a Tire Rotation from Kelly last night? That girl is crazy!

by R.J. Boner August 7, 2011

Etheopian tired

When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.

Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"

Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"

Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"

by Rick Slender November 16, 2006

I'm tired

A short phrase (with variations such as "i'm pretty tired") used as a simple explanation when a person doesn't want to do something but won't tell you the actual reason as to why - usually used as a replacement for "i can't be bothered" or "i don't want to". Also used as a form of rejection without openly saying it.

A: Hey man, you still coming to the pub tonight?
B: Nah.... i'm feeling pretty tired now.
A: You woman...

Guy: Hey.. d'you want to go out for dinner tonight?
Girl: Um.. nah.. I'm tired.. sorry
Guy: Oh, well, how about tomorrow?
Girl: No.. I.. have to wash my hair...

by CALLOOOOOM November 6, 2009

Tigressions

an act of tigressing; multiple adulteries on a scale that only Tiger Woods and maybe Jesse James could grasp.

Tiger Woods and Jesse James commited the most famous tigressions of the 2010 calendar year.

by b_lit December 19, 2010

clicking tires

The act of kicking tires online.... constantly searching the internet for car by clicking tires...

Ben spends his whole day clicking tires in his search for a daily driver.

by Collin Kendall April 17, 2008

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle July 5, 2010