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Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022
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Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.
1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.
by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010
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tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.
"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"
by JaneJill March 9, 2010
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cum teeth

When he spurts in your mouth and you get a rough film on the back of your teeth.
"Do you want me to get you a toothbrush so you can clean your cum teeth"?
by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016
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teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
by spirotot May 14, 2014
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Milking the teeth

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.
by Venus83 August 10, 2010
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asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth
by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021
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