Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

Shrek

the sexiest man

Me:dude have you seen shrek
Also me: yeah he is sooooo sexy

by querticle April 9, 2020

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016

shrek

a god of the world

do you believe in shrek?

by a really really stupid person October 29, 2019

Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by The Real OgreLord July 22, 2016