Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 26, 2023

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 1, 2017

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor

Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.

by iowapete February 20, 2020

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Australian picnic

Lunch down under ;)

Al fresco oral sex

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!

by SunshineRae February 17, 2019

Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up

Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink

by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014