by suspicio January 9, 2022
Get the pear momentmug. An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
Get the Pear shapedmug. by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016
Get the soggy pearsmug. The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken
by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017
Get the pear snatchermug. Someone who is crazy. Has no boundaries. They eat everyone’s food and they aren’t ashamed. The legacy she left at Phoebe Hearst was “uh oh pear” and to block someone if they annoy you.
by that_dumb_kid September 21, 2019
Get the Pearmug. by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016
Get the sweaty pearsmug.