Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.

Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.

by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

dirty peanut

after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy December 24, 2008

Peanut Head

Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby

Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”

by Smiths secret santa November 27, 2018

Peanut shit

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it

I had one wicked peanut shit this morning

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

by yom torke December 10, 2013

Peanut Brutal

Like Peanut Brittle - When The Information you’re told is so Brutal it shatters your day.

Bro 1: Man, I Think I’ve Got Corona Virus 🦠

Broman: Bro, Thats Peanut Brutal

by TRHF March 13, 2020