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skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.
Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.
by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011
mugGet the skin mittmug.

Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Mittsmug.

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..
Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..
by Klankneptune February 12, 2024
mugGet the Make a mud pit in my pud mittmug.

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
by clubdead May 9, 2014
mugGet the stink mittmug.

Dirt Mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010
mugGet the Dirt Mittmug.

dj the mitt

The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.
"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"
by Dabailey March 15, 2017
mugGet the dj the mittmug.

Mitts

Boy howdy that boy got some mitts on him.
by AngeryPirate83 February 9, 2020
mugGet the Mittsmug.

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