Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

Connor

Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.

Damn, he's hot. Must be a Connor.

by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 28, 2014

Connor

A smart and awesome man.

That is a Connor over there.

by Hi, Connor! March 7, 2017

Connor

The act of conning, fooling, tricking, or duping some poor shmuck.

Wow, you sure pulled a connor on that guy.

by Chad Spencer December 9, 2007

Connor

a gay furry who fell in love with a midget. he loves to suck oranges and lemons

"omg is that connor? look at him sucking the orange"

by quackson2222 August 31, 2019

Connor

Sexually deprived alien like retard human being, who loves big cock and hairy plastic dildos, has been known to moan sexually and claim he was fucked by a munchkin, who also cummed in him. Likes to jerk off his dusty jungle like vagina. And use his strap on 2 inch mold of his surgically added penis to fuck women over the age of 60 because they are "experienced".

Felicia (64) I fucked connor so hard last night or he fucked my anyway there was a munchkin present as well.

by The Writer Of Truth June 17, 2018

connor

hot, sexy, huge cock and is good in bed :))

look at the size of his cock, he's definitely a Connor

by ba heed April 7, 2017