Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 11, 2009

audrey branding

a girl who doesn’t know her place in life yet, but will get there soon. She lights up a room as soon as you see her. She’s the best best friend anyone could ever ask for and you can’t take her for granted, she’s a rare one. she’s crazy but... special.

hey do you know Audrey Branding?
No, I don’t care

by brandinganonymous February 25, 2021

The HLC Brand

A exceptionally successful company which produces a range of entertaining media for the enjoyment of a small selection of bitches

Another hilarious thing made by The HLC Brand

by I’ll give you siblings May 22, 2020

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018

Brand Risk

Someone who is risk to a brand by doing risky actions in the eyes of the public.

"Ranboo is such a Brand Risk!" "The Company is letting you go on the basis of you being a Brand Risk."

by GoldenSapphire February 4, 2022