A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
Get the Pecan Blessingmug. by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023
Get the Easter Blessingmug. Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
Get the Blessing the Teamug. When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.
by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010
Get the Greek Blessingmug. by mellon69er January 11, 2009
Get the marijuana blessingmug. by Boxden User September 7, 2013
Get the Bless In The Skymug. Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011
Get the Portuguese Blessingmug.