backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

sex bandit

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

by Nick Yurick July 17, 2005

Piss Bandit

A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.

Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.

by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009

Glitter Bandit

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.

I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...

by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014

Thick Bandit

A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.

"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"

"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."

"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."

by DaPurv February 4, 2010