Xander

He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.

Person 1; Oh look it's Xander!

Person 2: Oh damn there's a real friend

by Alexkin March 8, 2022

Xander

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023

xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.

I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser

by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017

Xander

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.

someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''

by someone named xander December 13, 2019

Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.

WOW!! he is a real Xander

by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019

Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.

You are such a xander.

by B3lac724 June 23, 2024

Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

by 1010789 February 23, 2024