tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

tool

A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.

Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.

by Mr.Big dick Jones May 7, 2016

Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009

Tool

Slang for a firearm

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.

by TrenWarr March 31, 2022

tool

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.

I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.

by annadoes March 28, 2016

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018