toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007

toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.

Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034

by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd September 6, 2007

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.

Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.

by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016

Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020

feed the toilet

Taking a huge shit

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET

by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010