jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

Thumper spot

The spot which makes your dogs foot go thumping

You found the dogs thumper spot

by sigh......... December 21, 2015

Thumper

Thumper meaning is word for constantly rapping someone non stop.

That person is a thumper

by xxXCarlebBigWilly999Xxx December 21, 2019

Thumper

A thumper is a charismatic protestant Christian Zelot who pushing religion on others and only uses the King James version of the bible and is radical that they will speak in quotes from the bible and only listens to approved Christian music . Their beliefs are so extreme that they actually believe anyone who is not a charismatic Christian is a devil

Example 1 :The Thumper is on the street preaching to everyone and is waiting for YHYW to take him away . Example 2 : The thumper won't cross the street till Jesus tells him to. Example 3 : The thumper keeps quoting gibberish and won't have a logical conversion, and all I did was ask how he was doing .

by MrBlackstone July 2, 2022

Thumper

A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.

that’s some real thumper shit

by The first thumper April 9, 2021