Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

cum teeth

When he spurts in your mouth and you get a rough film on the back of your teeth.

"Do you want me to get you a toothbrush so you can clean your cum teeth"?

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

Milking the teeth

A man cumming in your mouth.

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.

by Venus83 August 10, 2010

Toffee teeth

Toffee teeth is normally associated with somalis. its basically in the name when your teeth look like rotten toffees. Also known as Somali teeth stains.

oh gosh did you see her teeth? yes!! I saw the Somali teeth stains (toffee teeth).
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.

by P.Sxo July 2, 2022

tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

Turnt Teeth

Slang for getting hit so hard it turned their teeth.

"Brother, you come at me like that again and you're gonna get turnt teeth."

by RoboticNixon April 23, 2019

Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 19, 2015