Mockivational Quote

A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.

Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray

After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
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blind quote

A blind quote is an estimate of the cost or service when no, or limited research is done to pin point a more accurate amount or timeline. This is less through than a standard estimate where time is available and given to narrow down a more likely cost or timeframe.
I pushed the guy at the repair shop to tell me some amount for my brake repair. He gave me a blind quote, but said this is his best guess without seeing it, and thus not official.
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Quote

(Verb)

1:Repeat or copy (a group of words from a text or speech), typically with an indication that one is not the original author or speaker.
2: Give someone (the guessed price of a job or service)
(Noun)
1: A quotation from a text or speech
2: A quotation giving the guessed cost for a particular job or service

3: Mostly have quotations
he quoted from the book gone from the wind

the agent quoted a cost of $250
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quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
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Don quote

A sentence from one of your friends that is so stupid but funny, it becomes quotable.
The music is too loud, I can’t see anything!”
“Don quote!”
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Quote Slap

Using a a quote to prove your point, and discredit the other person with whom or who all ypu are In an argument with
...this bitch was mistaken with her points of rhetoric in our argument, so I gave her quote slap to end it and then dropped the mic
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ANUS QUOTE

Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.
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