Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.
by SheerSteez November 16, 2014
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Get the Matthew mug.A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
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