frosty llama

A frosty llama is when you give a blow job with ice in your mouth. Take the creamy load. Spit it in their face.
Hurry up, before the ice melts,I want to give you a frosty llama!
by Dusty Epstein November 28, 2015
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rrama llama

one out of every 3 llamas is a rrama llama. this means that this llama has more personality then the other 2 llamas. it usually has a urinary tract infection. if you call somebody a rrama llama it means basically your a reject and nobody likes you.
by princess111111 August 06, 2011
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lame llama

A term used to describe an idiot.
He doesn't know the difference between "your" possessive and "you're" you are! What a lame llama!
by hipstercatsandshit November 13, 2011
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Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.
First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."
by TheGrindingNun May 30, 2009
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llama piss

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?
by Fax Celestis October 22, 2004
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Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.
I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.
by Manchelli March 07, 2009
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Dirty Llama

When a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.
Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.
by Phillip Ungerer January 17, 2008
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