Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

jesus jumped up christ

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?

by WordFreak August 20, 2007

Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

by Polltang January 30, 2015

Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

1. Jesus Christ's full name.

I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

by Professor Sauce January 23, 2019

Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022