by testie lover October 3, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
Get the Jakemug. An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
Get the jakemug.