One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.
During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.
by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009
Get the Functionally Bentmug. by lilhill April 4, 2010
Get the four function phonemug. Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.
I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!
by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018
Get the functional strengthmug. by waller69 June 8, 2025
Get the vein of function researchmug. Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.
by Functioning-nuisance May 29, 2014
Get the functioning-nuisancemug. Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.
by Republic of mo August 13, 2021
Get the functional tweakermug. The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021
Get the Functional Delicacymug.