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inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.
*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp
by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016
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pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps
She had pre cramps
by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017
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Cramping

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!
by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024
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Cramp

no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by

if you wake up wrong

if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes
Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure

Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK

Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
by phieleblunt November 19, 2010
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Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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