Hop on FPS Chess

A common term used by femboys to request extreme oral sex

Hey John, wanna hop on FPS Chess?
John: PLEASE

by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

Chess

The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.

Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Chess

the greatest game of all time.

yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique

ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost

by A Person Named Hydride January 4, 2025

Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.

The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt

by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024

Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

by Tim Books June 28, 2020