by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013
Get the raped by a cactusmug. by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017
Get the Family Cactusmug. When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.
by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017
Get the cactus assmug. by felixhasrabies March 26, 2011
Get the Cactus Bitchmug. noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010
Get the Happy Cactusmug. The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.
I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.
by donthejon October 28, 2011
Get the Cactus Punchmug. When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.
by CaptCamarillo November 22, 2010
Get the Cactus kissmug.