bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie June 15, 2007

The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 18, 2018

Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

by Goddunit October 19, 2008

Bible Drone

someone who spends their day reading the bible and only talks about the bible. they become like robots except they only do things related to the bible

Some J.W.s act like bible drones

by sum random shit September 14, 2007

Bible Black

The ickiest, nastiest, weirdest, most disturbing hentai ever.

Ew! Did you see episode 3 of Bible Black? I couldn't sleep for a week!

by Lee K. April 23, 2005

the bible belt

Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.

Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"

God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."

by Stan Kovalev November 07, 2006

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 23, 2020