My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018