Tejeshwar

A cute guy. So romantic def not inocent as everyone thinks. tries to keep promise A cute guy.

This boy is just like Tejeshwar

by Alpha12236271 November 25, 2021

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

Teleseryes

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010

asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009

Tees to the Knees

Often worn by those of the African American culture, tees to the knees are seemingly interminable tee shirts. These tee shirts may come in a variety of different colors and designs. The design will frequently represent either a sports team or a gang symbol of some sort, followed up by a brief description of how difficult life can be in the hood.

Tommy: Excuse me, sir, would you perhaps have any tees to the knees available?

Store clerk: Get yo ass outta here cracker!!

by (((Chris))) May 11, 2008

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun

when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

by Jeff March 15, 2004