It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014
Get the tennessee crushermug. The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
by jonhogrod January 13, 2010
Get the Tennessee Tequilamug. Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)
by Pdubwest May 27, 2019
Get the Tennessee Teamug. Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.
Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.
by Unclefukker February 20, 2020
Get the Tennessee bullseyemug. When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
Get the Tennessee Turtleneckmug. When you gettin the good succ and you pull it out of her mouth and just before you nut you screech, “MY AIM IS TRUE!” And proceed to nut in her left eye.
by DerpyPot8to February 24, 2018
Get the Tennessee Robinhoodmug. The act of freezing one's own feces, still in "log" form, and using it as a dildo on a woman until the "log" has melted inside of her vagina.
by MossDog May 10, 2010
Get the Tennessee Popsiclemug.