TEDIC

An acronym for Take Every Day as It Comes.

Q) " how is your sick grandmother ?"
A) "quite lucid at the moment, TEDIC"

by psimple October 6, 2011

tedding on

Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.

Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"

Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"

by theanalogkid December 15, 2011

Theidiots

A theidiot (theist-idiot) is a religious person who is utterly ignorant and imbecilic. It is non-sectarian-- any idiotic theist of any stripe is a "theidiot".

The fundie Christians and the fundie Muslims massacred each other yesterday in a display of a battle of theidiots.

by George S 9000 October 2, 2012

Tedibored

Adj. To be so bored on the world of Pandora, one just keeps reloading a Tediore weapon after one shot.

Dude, I'm so Tedibored. Maybe we should go fight Terrimorphous.

by Robotobo August 28, 2013

Teisita

A hard ass patient care coordinator who doesn't give a shit about hurting people's feelings. She's strong, straightforward, and an independent woman. She is also the type of person to have her home broken into. She loves long walks on the beach, watching Marvel movies, and being a down right bad ass at whatever she does. Actually, she's not a patient care coordinator, she is the director of patient relations. She'll also set your straight if you're wrong. Fuck yeah

I need someone to tell this patient how it really is. I need a Teisita.

by Cancelations April 3, 2015

terdis

When you go for a small dump, but it turns out to be much bigger than you first thought.

I ate a massive chinese food and thought I'd go for a little poo, but it turned out to be a terdis.

by Kirgy April 3, 2016

Toidif

Used as an insult meaning "idiot" or "moron".

"Alex, you really don't know what pie is? You're such a toidif."

by Alli4amber October 10, 2016