tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2016

Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 07, 2014

Tater Pushing

The act of squeezing the bottom of your scrotum when you’re not fully erect to make it harder.

Tommy was tater pushing his scrotum so he could squeeze it into Morgan’s rear end.

by Dr Alex March 01, 2022

dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom

My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater

by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021

Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.

Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.

by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016

Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.

I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.

by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020

Tater tot

Nicer way of saying thot. Does basic white girl stuff on insta and snap. The most ratchet on campus as well as someone who is cringey/annoying.

You're acting like a tater tot. My sister is a tater tot

by Ay.linUrquidi February 15, 2019