Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)
by theseggsiestmfalive December 05, 2018
When someone takes over the TV and does not allow you to change to your preffered channel. The person doing this is known as the TV Hijacker.
Royston:"Did you see that new sketch show last night?"
Marvin:"No Frank completely TV hijacked all night, watching repeats of Frasier."
Marvin:"No Frank completely TV hijacked all night, watching repeats of Frasier."
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
by MXC LUVER December 05, 2004
A state of purgatory caused by cable going out, nothing being on, or a very limited number of channels.
Person 1: my girlfriend gets like no channels so I'm stuck watching bravo when I go over there.
Person 2: that sucks. Sounds like youre in purga-tv
Person 2: that sucks. Sounds like youre in purga-tv
by Berke February 10, 2012
by mademoiselle September 23, 2003
The most retarded idea ever made. It wouldn't be so bad if every single reality show wasn't as scripted as watching a sitcom. The real world is not REAL. Why do you think in EVERY season the black dude always goes crazy and doesn't get along with the white people. Because he's paid to and thats what the script says. Reality tv is as real as Santa Claus. MTV specifically seems to like to air shows with stupid teenagers trying to get a date by going out with thier mom or trying to not get "next-ed" but their stupid shows have teenagers in it that are not convincing at all and have way too many coincidences for it to ever be real. People who actually like that shit are retarded 30 year olds that live in their parents basement still crying about the fact that they had no friends in highschool so they cut themselves at night and listen to emo music.
Reality TV wouldn't be so bad if it was actually real and not all writen on a script in every single fucking show ever made.
by -Donald Trump- May 13, 2006
A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
by The Street Team July 03, 2006