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FIFA Tourette's

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24
Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"
by Schnooters October 8, 2010
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Driving Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010
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Tourettic

What people with Tourettes Syndrome call themselves
Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy
by Raina_The_Rogue July 5, 2018
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Google Tourette's

The phenomenon that occurs when someone has the urge to type in obscene search terms on Google just to see what kind of hits you get. The likelihood of Google Tourette's increases with boredom or intoxication.
I found the sickest websites after typing "ass vomit" and "turdcutter" into Google. I must've had a case of Google Tourette's.
by Brian "Hot" Carl March 21, 2008
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9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.
Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."
by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007
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Broadway Tourette's

1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)

2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.
"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."
by Cait S. December 16, 2008
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tyrettes

it is a disorder when the only words u can say is 'innit' 'i aint bovvered', 'am i bovvered', 'face bovvered'
and they love doctor so much they spend thousand on doctor who figures
mandem u have tyrettes innit thats bare gay
by chubby chungus June 7, 2020
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