Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?
(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.
(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.
And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.
(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.
(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.
And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.
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1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.
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